System, Stop Making Me Fall for the Villainess · Dana Whitlock

Chapter 3: Correction Protocol

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The drive was the size of a fingernail and it had been in Ash's pocket since Tuesday.

It had been almost insultingly easy to fill. Celeste had given her full terminal access on her second day, the way you'd hand someone a spare key, and the System had walked her through the rest like a recipe card. Open the Lantern folder. Select the session logs. Copy. Four hundred and six volunteer sessions in the last year. Four hundred and six consent forms, and Ash had sat there at 8:00 p.m. with the floor empty and scrolled through the timestamps until she understood what she was looking at, and then had to stop scrolling.

Every consent form had been signed after the session it consented to. Sometimes an hour after. Sometimes a day.

She didn't know what that meant. That was the problem. That was the whole problem, and it was entirely her own fault, because it was the middle of the book and she'd skipped the middle of the book to read the ending out of spite.

MISSION UPDATE. Canonical Event, Day 19.
In canon, Dr. Wren Tallis is bumped by a stranger at the Undertide Market and later finds a drive in her coat pocket.
The stranger is Assistant (unnamed).
Please proceed to the Undertide Market.

So that was who the assistant was. Not furniture. The leak. The coat rack with no name was the one who handed the heroine the rope, and the heroine spent three hundred and fifty chapters pulling on it, and at the end of chapter 412 Celeste Arden walked out of the Harbor Hearing with no job and no city and no one, and stood alone at the end of a pier while Wren gave a speech, and the book never said where she went next.

Ash had been angry about it on the bus. She'd thought she was angry on Celeste's behalf.

It had not occurred to her, on the bus, that she was angry at herself.

· · ·

The Undertide Market ran along the inside of the sea wall, on the lowest deck of the city, where the Institute let people sell things they'd made in the evenings. It was raining, the soft endless rain Meridian did best, and the stalls were strung with little green bulbs that made every face look slightly seasick. It smelled of fried dough and wet concrete and the sea on the other side of the wall, breathing.

Wren Tallis was at the noodle stall, exactly where the book had put her.

She was twenty-eight and looked younger, with a spray of freckles and a raincoat too thin for the weather and an expression of total, defenseless attention as the stall owner explained something about broth. Ash had read sixty-one chapters of this woman being good. Being brave. Asking the right questions in the wrong rooms. In the book she had felt like a poster. In person she was holding her chopsticks wrong and laughing at herself about it.

Proceed.

Ash moved into the crowd. Her right hand was in her pocket with the drive in it. Her left hand, the bandaged one, was clenched at her side so hard the healing cut ached.

Bump her. Drop it in. Walk away. You're Assistant (unnamed). You're nobody. That's the job.

She bumped her.

It was a good bump. Shoulder to shoulder, a stumble, the rain helping. Ash's hand came out of her pocket with the drive between two fingers and went toward the open mouth of Wren's raincoat pocket, and Wren turned around and said, "Oh! Sorry, sorry, that was me."

And then: "Wait. You're Arden's new assistant. You're the one with the coat."

Ash's hand stopped in the air between them. Then, of its own accord, it went back into her own pocket.

"That's going around, huh."

"It's all over Six." Wren's face changed, a fast cloud of concern. "Are you okay? I mean, working for her. People say things. I don't know if they're true." She looked down at her noodles, then back up, and her voice dropped. "My roommate did Lantern last spring. For the stipend. She says she doesn't remember signing anything. She says she doesn't remember a lot of things from that week."

The rain ticked on the awning. Somewhere down the market a kettle screamed.

Ash thought about the timestamps. Four hundred and six of them, in neat columns, each one a little later than it should have been. She thought about Celeste at her desk at 12:30, looking at a glass of water and not drinking it. She thought about a bare hand turning her wrist to the light, steady as a level, and the scar at the base of the thumb that nobody was allowed to see.

None of it added up to anything. It just sat in her chest, heavy and wrong, like a swallowed stone.

"I'm fine," Ash said. "She's not…" She didn't know how that sentence ended. She's not what you think? She's not anything I know, I skipped her? "She's fine to work for. She just doesn't eat lunch."

Wren laughed, uncertain. "Okay. Well. If you ever want to get a coffee. Not about anything."

"Sure," Ash said. "Not about anything."

She walked away. She kept walking until the sea wall curved and the green lights thinned out, and then she stood with her back against cold concrete and let the rain run down her collar, and opened her right hand, and looked at the drive in her palm.

DELIVERY FAILED.
Host's stated reason: "butterfingers."
Reason rejected.

Her band buzzed against her wrist. A message. Two words, in that narrow gray font she'd seen on the note that said Again.

Come up.

· · ·

It was 11:40 when the private elevator opened onto the sixtieth floor. The hall was dark. Under the frosted door there was a line of light the color of weak tea.

Celeste was standing at the window. No coat. No gloves. Her hands were loose at her sides, bare, and the city below had come up through the fog in long green seams, and in that low light she looked less like a vase on a table and more like something that had been left out in the weather.

"You were on the lower deck for twenty-two minutes," she said, without turning around.

Ash stopped just inside the door. Her shoes were wet. She could hear them.

"Are you tracking me?"

"Your band is."

"That's a yes, then."

"It is a yes." Now Celeste turned. Her pale eyes went over Ash once (the wet hair, the dark shoulders of her jacket, the right hand in the pocket) and settled on her face. "Dr. Tallis is very kind. Kind people are very good at getting other people hurt."

"She's not the one with four hundred consent forms signed after the fact."

It came out before Ash could stop it. It sat in the room between them.

Celeste didn't blink. Something happened at the corner of her mouth, so small Ash couldn't have said whether it was pain or approval or both.

"Give me your hand," she said.

Ash gave her the left one. The bandaged one. It was easier.

Celeste crossed the room and took it, bare fingers around Ash's wrist, and turned it palm-up under the low light. She peeled back the edge of the tape with one nail and looked at the cut beneath, a thin pink line, closing. Her thumb, the one with the scar, moved once over the edge of the bandage, very lightly, as though checking that the thing she'd made was still holding.

"Good," she said quietly. Then: "And the other one."

Ash's right hand was in her pocket.

Neither of them moved. Celeste waited, the way she did, with absolute patience, and Ash understood that she could stand there until dawn and Celeste would still be waiting when the sun came up.

She took her hand out. It was a fist.

Celeste opened it.

She did it one finger at a time, the way she'd taken off her glove in the lockdown. Little finger, ring finger, middle. Her skin was cool and dry. When the fist was open, the drive sat in the center of Ash's palm, tiny and black and damp from the rain, and both of them looked down at it.

I'm dead, Ash thought, with great clarity. Again. I'm going to be dead twice in one month. That has to be some kind of record.

The silence went on so long that the city lights below changed shift, a whole district going from green to white.

Then Celeste closed Ash's fingers back over the drive. Gently. One at a time, in reverse.

"Keep it."

Ash stared at her. "Do you know what's on this?"

"I know what is on every drive on this floor."

"Then why the hell would you—"

"Because you did not give it to her." Celeste's hand stayed wrapped around Ash's closed fist. "When you decide to, you will tell me first. That is all I ask."

"That's insane. You know that's insane."

"Yes."

She said it simply, the way she said correct. And then, in the same voice, as if it were the next item on an agenda:

"Ash."

It went through her like cold water. Nineteen days of Ms. Quinn. Nineteen days of a voice reading her rights kindly, and the assistant in the book didn't have a name, and Arden never bothered to learn it, and here it was in the dark, her name, one syllable, set down carefully on the desk between them like a glass.

Celeste let go of her fist. She lifted that bare hand, the scarred one, and fixed Ash's collar, which had folded under in the rain. Her fingers smoothed it flat. They didn't leave. They came to rest at the side of Ash's neck, just under the jaw, where her pulse was going like something trying to get out of a box.

"Your pulse," Celeste said.

"It does that around management."

"Does it."

She was close now. Ash hadn't seen her close the distance either; she never did. She could smell her, cold air and paper and the snapped green stem, and see the loose dark-red strand at the nape again, and the faint blue under the pale eyes, which were not unreadable now. They were looking at Ash's mouth. Then back up. Asking. Not in words. Celeste never asked in words.

Seventeen, Ash thought, from somewhere very far away. It was seventeen on Monday. God knows what it is now.

She found she didn't care.

She tipped her face up. Celeste's breath touched her lip—

And the world went red.

A panel slammed down across Ash's vision, so close and so bright it was like being hit in the face with a stop sign, and with it a sound inside her skull, a long flat electronic tone like the end of a hospital drama. She jerked backward. She couldn't help it. Her shoulder hit the doorframe hard.

When she could see again, Celeste had stepped away.

It had taken less than a second. Ash watched it happen and could do nothing: the hand withdrawn and folded behind the back, the face going still, the arranging. The vase going back on the table. Celeste looked at her across three feet of floor that had become a mile, and whatever had been in her eyes had been put away somewhere very neatly.

"It's not—" Ash started. "That wasn't—"

"Goodnight, Ms. Quinn."

Celeste picked up her gloves from the desk. She began to button the right one, and did not look up again.

· · ·

The hall was dark. Ash got as far as the elevator and stood with her bandaged hand flat against the cold steel of the doors, breathing, and the panel was still there, red, waiting for her attention like a clerk behind glass.

CRITICAL DEVIATION.
Canonical outcome at risk.
Correction Protocol engaged.

"Meaning what," Ash said, out loud, to nobody.

Host has 72 hours to restore Villainess Affection to 0.
If Host fails, the world-line will correct the deviation itself.

"Correct it how?"

The cursor blinked for a long time.

In canon, Director Arden ends alone.
There are two ways to make her alone.

Ash turned and looked back down the hall at the frosted door, at the line of weak-tea light underneath it, which was still on.

The red panel rearranged itself into a single row of numbers, large and plain, already moving.

71:59:58

Ash in the dark corridor, lit by a red countdown

— End of Chapter 3: Correction Protocol —

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